Goth1337's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock Suckers Episode 6]

Television Quality. Computer experience.

I can't... say.. anything..... that was just, wow.....

[I Think I'm A Clone Now]

Kudos, SquishLord

You tell that bastard what for.

Good job dude, that seriously looked like it had some big effort put into it. I give you congratulations man, on your 3.93. You deserve it.

Peace

[(Old) Pawn of the Dead]

NO WAI

J0RG3xx0RT3Ga, you HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. WII AND XBOX 360 are OBVIOUSLY the best consoles so far. PS3 has no special releases, and overall, isn't that good.

HOW ARE YOU SAY XBOX 360 SUCKS?

Shame.

Anyways, good movie, Jesee. I would LOVE to see another one.
So... that first theme from start is that theme from that show... and I don't remember which song it is when they zombie comes and they throw everything xD.

Please tell me.

Peace.

[Operation Gi-go: File 2]

Alright, how the hell do you do that?!

I have to say, the animation was stunning, the graphics were the BEST I have seen on newgrounds that aren't 3d. The music was absolutely ownage. The plot is perfect.

I swear, if you made this into two hours, you'd have a movie as good of a hit as Harry Potter. Keep it up! I'd love to see more!!

Gi-go responds:

I'm actually looking at doing that one day.

Thanks

[Awesome Compilation Vol 1]

omfg xD hahahaha

I watched each one twice every day xD it was bad graphics and slightly off animation but the sound and just the pure base of humour was AWESOME!!! Haha! 10!

I liked the resident evil one the most.
The mario the second most.
Pac-man was good, but not my most favourite.

I am hoping for an Awesome Compilation 2222222. Or is it 22222.... Or 222.... 2? Nah.

Bring more. I commmmannnddd you.

[Hollywood Squares]

Weellllllll.........

Unfortunately... those impersonations were totally crappy.

HOWEVER, I have to admit it was quite funny and the answers were totally retarded xD.

Perhaps... be more patient with the voices? But, you ALMOST nailed Cartman's voice... heh. Good job at this.

[Axe vs Line]

Here you go!

I appreciate your submission to Newgrounds! However, I must say 3 things about this flash.
-Pointless.
-No plot.
-Decent graphics.

Graphics - I appreciate your attempt at graphics. Those are the graphics I like, simple, but not stick figures. *Twitch* I hate stick figures some times... ANYWAYS! There isn't much to tell you about your graphics except to try and make different copies, making it 3d, and make some other backgrounds rather than flying stars(?).

Style - I loved your ingenuity! An axe attempting to chop a line that gets away! (and then turns into a sword) The only thing that I think that took away 2 'points' was the random ship blasting them both. Try to stick to a plot.

Sound - Good song, but that was it. Try to input sounds according to the actions... unless I didn't hear them. I can't remember. ><

Violence - I judge normally on three things:
-Blood & Gore
-Fluidity of movement
-Frame Rate

You had the PERFECT frame rate. You did good. But make the violence longer!

Interactivity - You had a play button. Good job. However, I can only give you a 1. This isn't a game. Sorry! ( It isn't personal, buddy. )

Humour - Not much humour, except the ship who blasted everything. Pwn3d...

Overall - 5 on the 1/10 scale.

TOTAL - 24/ 60. 40%
UNDER AVERAGE

Good try! Make it longer, ALOT longer, and keep up the good work!

ShortMonkey responds:

Thank you for the great review! I tried it with sounds but it failed with them. :(

[GUM]

Poor Kid!

I have gumeophobia now. Thanks.

On a side note, I believe that it would be funnier if it didn't make a beast roaring sound, instead, just some other sound. It sounded more eerie than scary.

Otherwise, good job!
You got a 4, buddy.

- Goth1337, the only non-goth in the goth world.

[Awesome Video Games - Ep5]

Oh HELL YEA

Dude, that was a freakin' funny show. Friday the 13th, what a classic game. You guys really have the guts to act really weird in front of a camera and get a riot out of it. For that, I salute you. Glory to the comedians of the modern world!

Keep it up.

FarFromSubtle responds:

Thanks dude! Friday the 13th was INTENSE! You NEED a lot of guts to play a game that scary!